Joke Type: pun

Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Good Buoy

    I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.

    He’s a very good buoy.

  • Cliff Was Born For This Job

    Cliff Was Born For This Job

    Cliff was born for this job.

    CLIFF HANGER
    Rock Climbing Instructor
    BBC BREAKFAST

  • Horse Walks Into A Bar Hey Sure

    Horse Walks Into A Bar Hey Sure

    Horse walks into a bar.

    Bartender: Hey.

    Horse: Sure.

  • Muggy Out Today Sips Coffee From Bowl

    Muggy Out Today Sips Coffee From Bowl

    ME: honey, it’s really muggy out today
    WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving u
    ME: *sips coffee from bowl*

  • A Little Drinking Problem

    A Little Drinking Problem

    I think I might have a little drinking problem

  • He Was 0K

    A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C, and everyone said he was crazy.

    It turns out that he was 0K.

  • It’s Pronounced Anally

    My doctor told me I’m at an age where I need a colonoscopy annually.

    I’m a bit worried. He’s a doctor and should know it’s pronounced anally.

  • Too Many Probing Questions

    Why do aliens make such bad therapists?

    They ask too many probing questions.

  • Had to Pop the Trunk

    I won a balloon elephant at the fair and it wouldn’t fit in the back seat of the car. So I had to pop the trunk.

  • Only Have a Croc Pot

    I was going to cook alligator for dinner…

    But then I realized I only have a croc pot.