An archaeologist found a 2,000-year-old oil stain.
Ancient grease.
Joke Type: pun
Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Ancient grease
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It means a lot to you
To all my Spanish-speaking friends out there, I just want to say “mucho”…
…because I know it means a lot to you. -
Al Roker
Should NBC be concerned? They keep getting communications that affect the weather from some rogue terrorist group called “Al Roker.”
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Stars in my eyes
The worst part about falling asleep in my Campbell’s chicken soup is waking up with stars in my eyes.
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He’s pure bread
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore because the ducks keep biting him.
I should have known better.He’s pure bread!
