Joke Type: pun

Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Trans Fat

    What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?

    Trans fat.

  • When a Deaf Person Wins an Auction

    When a Deaf Person Wins an Auction

    When a deaf person wins an auction

    i’ve won…… but at what cost?

  • Sheet Music

    Sheet Music

    Farting in bed

    Sheet music

  • Every Triangle Is a Love Triangle

    Every Triangle Is a Love Triangle

    Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

    — Pythagoras

  • Geometry Fetishes

    People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.

  • Sound Advice

    My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.

    “It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.

  • Why Is the Reverse-Cowgirl Position Banned in Alabama?

    Why Is the Reverse-Cowgirl Position Banned in Alabama?

    Why is the reverse-cowgirl position banned in Alabama?

    Because you don’t turn your back on family.

  • Why Is Your Hair White?

    A daughter once asked, “Why is your hair white?”

    Mom said, “Every time you’re bad, it loses its light.”

    The girl looked at Grandma and whispered in fright,

    “Wow, Mom, you must have been a real terror at night!”

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  • Johnny Uses ‘Urinate’ in a Sentence

    Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher was going through a list of words to have each student use in a sentence.

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    As she got closer to Johnny, she began to regret her decision. His word was “urinate,” and she really didn’t want to give it to him.

    The teacher asked, “Who wants the next one?”

    Little Johnny’s hand was waving in the air while no one else responded.

    Defeated, the teacher said, “Okay, Johnny, your word is ‘urinate.’”

    Little Johnny thought for a moment, then said, “My dad says you’re an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you’d be a ten.”

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  • Parking fine

    A traffic cop went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I’d positioned my car correctly…
    It said, “Parking fine.” So that was nice.