Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t get that song ‘She’s a Lady’ out of my head. It keeps repeating and repeating, and it just won’t go away.”
The doctor says, “Hmmm… sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.”
The guy says, “I’ve never heard of that. Is it rare?”
And the doctor says, “It’s not unusual.”
My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.
He’s now called Dav.
Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired?
He took a day off.
It’s hip hop… You wouldn’t get it… Just take the fucking picture Hillary
I just got hired at a parsley farm.
It’s pretty easy work, but the downside is that they started garnishing my wages.
I broke up with my girlfriend of five years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known — there were red flags everywhere.
I thought I was invisible, so I went to the doctor…
…unfortunately, he couldn’t see me.
