THE MINIVAN
Two in the front, five in the back.
Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.

Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.

The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.