I just bought a new blindfold, but I can’t see myself wearing it.
Joke Type: pun
Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Orthopedic Shoes: From Overrated to Essential!
I always thought orthopedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
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Yoda’s Secret Last Name Revealed!
Yoda’s last name…
Is obviously “Layheehoo” -
Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Mystery!
What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A Shoe! -
Musical Peas vs. Hummus Heroes!
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, while chickpeas can only hummus one. -
One Hour of Pleasure, Lifetime of Questions!
So it’s the first day of college, and the girls are finishing orientation with the Dean of Women.
“In conclusion, ladies, if you get pregnant, you’ll likely have to drop out and miss out on many of your dreams. Think about it: is that one hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of commitment?”
“Now,” the dean says, “are there any questions?”
“Yeah,” says a voice from the back. “How do you make them last an hour?”
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Leashes and Revolutions: A Punny Comparison!
What’s the difference between a dog leash and the French Revolution?
One is a reign of terror, the other is a rein of terrier. -
Lesbians and Mandates: A Rejection of Control
Why don’t lesbians like being told what to do?
They don’t like mandates.
