Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it.
Joke Type: pun
Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Trump Dodges Draft Beer Attack!
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Left Side Cut Off? He’s All Right!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now. -
Rare Medium Well: A Steak Pun Delight!
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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Elevator Adventures: Uplifted and Let Down!
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.
The second time let me down. -
Two-Tired: The Bicycle’s Balancing Act!
Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own?
It’s two-tired. -
Divorce: She Took It All, Even My Soles
My wife took everything from me in the divorce. Including my expensive shoes.
She has sole custody. -
Unplugged Desires: The Seductive Guitar Sound
Did you hear about the guitar that aroused people when played?
It had to be put on the sexy Fenders register.
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Between Marathons and Sprints: My Mixed Race Upbringing
My father ran the marathon but my mother ran the 100 meter dash so I grew up with mixed race parents.
