My daughter and I are getting glasses today. And after that? We’ll see.
Joke Type: pun
Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Failed Math So Many Times I Can’t Even Count
I was horrible in school.
I failed math so many times I can’t even count.
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Geology Rocks, but Geography Is Where It’s At
Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
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Maine Postal Abbreviation Confusion
Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn?
Or is it just me?
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Predicting What’s Inside a Wrapped Present
Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift.
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Why Do You Have to Be Careful When Trees Start Dropping Feathers Instead of Leaves
Why do you have to be careful when trees start dropping feathers instead of leaves?
It could be your down-fall.
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Music without lyrics
I don’t enjoy music without lyrics. It just doesn’t speak to me.
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I asked a friend about potassium-rich fruit
I asked a friend, “Did you know that there’s a fruit that gives you your entire potassium requirement for the day?”
He said: “Yeah, that’s bananas.”
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Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick — A Perfect Match
Did you hear about the two gay Irish men? They are a perfect match.
Patrick Fitzhenry and Henry Fitzpatrick.
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Boomerang Return Policy
Don’t be afraid to buy a boomerang online.
They have 100% return policy.
