Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
I was walking in Manhattan when I bumped into an old high school pal whom I hadn’t seen in twenty years. He was eager to show me photos of his new wife.
“Here, check out my wife,” he said as he scrolled through a few photos on his phone. “Isn’t she hot?!”
I replied, “If you think your wife is hot, you should see my wife.”
“Is she hot too?”
“Well yes, but she’s also an eye doctor!”
Farmers are not only good at their job, but they are also outstanding in their fields.
Michael Jackson put out some very good albums.
But I think we can all agree his 7th album was Bad.
I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z… but I am stuck on U.
I failed my college photography exam.
I just couldn’t focus.
The invention of the teaspoon caused quite a stir.
Last year, I had a great joke about inflation.
But it’s hardly worth it now.
Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.
Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.
