madworld
My favorite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
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madworld
My favorite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOOKER AND JESUS?
WHAT?
THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE WHEN YOU’RE NAILING THEM.
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IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX WITH A HORSE?
NEIGH
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