So where were you last night?
I sure as hell wasn’t having sex with little children!
that was a close one…
Joke Type: shock value
Shock value jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Madison’s Lab Partner
you thought you were having a bad day, at least you’re not Madison’s lab partner…yikesssssss
Today in my bio lab we were doing check swabs and like checking them out under the microscope.. and cheek cells all look like fried eggs. & this girl was like ummm my don’t look anything like that and so the prof walked over and looked at hers and she goes well that’s because these aren’t cheek cells they’re sperm cells
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USA Shooting Gold Medal
Dan @THFC_Dan_: How the f🤭k didnt USA win the gold medal for shooting
paulmc @paulmac_78: Because it wasn’t in a high school???
TOP COMMENTS: That joke is so dark a cop almost shot it.
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My Favorite Sexual Position Is the JFK
madworld
My favorite sexual position is the JFK.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
