I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.
It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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I Wrote a Book on How to Fall Down the Stairs
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.
It’s a step-by-step guide.
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My Friend Is Making a Documentary Series
My friend is making a documentary series on how to fly an airplane.
He’s currently filming the pilot.
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Green Is My Favorite Color
Green is my favorite color.
I love it more than blue and yellow combined.
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My Buddy Builds Tunnels for a Living
My buddy builds tunnels for a living.
Personally, I think it sounds like a boring job, but he totally digs it.
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My Friend Had to Quit His Job Helping Foreign Tourists
My friend had to quit his job helping foreign tourists find a place to sleep while they were traveling.
It was a hostel work environment.
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Why Bill Clinton Stopped Playing the Saxophone
Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
To take up more time playing that harmonica.
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Rolling Down Hills in Tires
I had a great childhood. One of my favorite things was to roll down hills in tires.
Those were the Goodyears.
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I Went to the Doctor
I went to the doctor and said I’ve got an earache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis, and headaches, but he was dismissive.
He told me, “It’s all in your head.”
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A First Date With a Vegetarian Girl
I’m going on a first date with a vegetarian girl I met online.
I’ve never met herbivore.
