You’d think snails would be faster without their shells.
But they’re actually a bit more sluggish.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Our Friend Claimed That He Scaled Mount Everest
My wife thinks our friend is lying when he claimed that he scaled Mount Everest, but I disagree.
I think he made it up.
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My Kids Asked for a Dance Party in the Vegetable Garden
My kids asked if they could have a dance party in the neighbor’s vegetable garden. I’m like, “Uh, why?”
“Because they lettuce turnip the beets.”
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A Joke About a Felon Walking Down Stairs
I was going to tell you a joke about a dwarf felon walking down a set of stairs.
But it’s a little condescending.
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Do railroad workers need to be trained?
Do railroad workers need to be trained?
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Sundays Are Always a Little Bit Sad
Sundays are always a little bit sad.
But the day before is a sadder day.
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Taking Snails Out of Their Shells
Taking snails out of their shells won’t make them go faster.
On the contrary, it makes them more sluggish.
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You Coming to the BBQ?
Me: you coming to the bbq?
Her: what bbq?
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Shooting a Bow and Arrow While Wearing a Blindfold
Have you ever tried shooting a bow and arrow while wearing a blindfold?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
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What Jedi Use to Open PDF Files
What do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
