When someone
drinks constantly
they’re…
Addicted.
When someone
does drugs all the
time they’re…
Addicted.
What hit you in the
face last night??
Addicted.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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When Someone Drinks Constantly
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Grimace’s Name
THAT MOMENT YOU REALIZE
GRIMACE IS A GIANT BUTTPLUG
THEN SUDDENLY YOU
REALIZE HOW HE GOT HIS NAME -
Georgia Man Kept His Mother in a Freezer
GEORGIA MAN KEPT
DECEASED MOTHER IN
FREEZER FOR YEARS
FOR “CASUAL SEX”
Thats one cold mother fucker -
Dreaming of a White Christmas
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas this year. Not that I like snow, I just hate minority’s.
#WhiteChristmasMatters -
Her Parents Ask About Intentions
Her parents: what are your intentions
with our daughter?
Me:
BARRY McCOCKINNER -
When Your Parents Name You
When you wish your parents
understood English when they
named you
Màkunt Izichi
