My psalms are sweaty knees weak, cross is heavy
last supper is ready it’s lord’s spaghetti
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine
My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun
#BoysWillBeBoys
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Nothing Would Please Me More
Husband: I’m getting you diamonds for our anniversary
Wife: Nothing would please me more
Husband: *Gets her nothing instead*
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Stereo Type
Whenever I think of the 80’s, my first thought is of a boom box.
Well that’s just a stereo type!
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Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Because of the short arms.
