Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Sergei Boobtitsky

    Sergei Boobtitsky

    ROOT SPORTS BLUE JACKETS

    SERGEI BOOBTITSKY #72

    He is the chosen one.

  • Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun

    #BoysWillBeBoys

  • Nothing Would Please Me More

    Nothing Would Please Me More

    Husband: I’m getting you diamonds for our anniversary

    Wife: Nothing would please me more

    Husband: *Gets her nothing instead*

  • Stereo Type

    Stereo Type

    Whenever I think of the 80’s, my first thought is of a boom box.

    Well that’s just a stereo type!

  • Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Because of the short arms.

  • Black Highlighters CIA

    Black Highlighters CIA

    CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

  • He Already Has A Warrant

    He Already Has A Warrant

    OH LOOK… HE ALREADY HAS A WARRANT

  • Jokes About Unemployed People

    I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.

    But it doesn’t matter, none of them work.

  • Drug Dealer vs. Hooker

    What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

  • Stuck Up Cunts

    What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing.

    They’re stuck up cunts.