If the word “sniffles” were replaced with the medical term, “nasal leakage,” people would be a whole lot more serious about finding a cure for the common cold.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Nguyen-Nguyen Situation
My boss decided to hire two Vietnamese brothers instead of one.
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
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My Dog Is Really Smart
My dog is really smart.
I asked him, “What’s two minus two?”
He said nothing.
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Where I Draw the Line
I do a lot of illegal things…
But graffiti is where I draw the line.
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A Huge Penis
My girlfriend ran away screaming when she saw I had a huge penis.
Now the police are involved asking weird questions like “Who does it belong to?” and “Where is the rest of him?”
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Samuel L Jackson 5
Featuring some of their greatest hits
1. I’ll Be There Motherfucker
2. ABC Motherfucker
3. Dancing Motherfucking Machine
4. Motherfucker I Want You Back
The Samuel L. Jackson 5
Ezekiel 25:17
FutherMuckin Management
Hollywood, California
WB RECORDS
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Mattresses Prefer Overweight People
Why do mattresses prefer overweight people?
They leave a big impression.
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Medium and Rare
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Makeup Sex
My girlfriend surprised me the other day by suggesting we should have makeup sex, then for some reason she screamed and slammed the door on me when I showed up in my Gene Simmons KISS costume. Needless to say, we’re fighting again.
