Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Nintendo Switch

    Nintendo Switch

    Nintendo switch $40

    I’m Interested

  • Imagine Asian

    I used to think I had a Japanese friend.

    But it was just my imagine Asian.

  • Children’s Zoo

    Last week I took the kids to a children’s zoo.

    Last night they escaped and came back home.

  • Open Mike Night

    I’m hosting an autopsy club meeting tonight!

    It’s “Open Mike Night”!

  • Dangers of Eating Azz

    Dangers of Eating Azz

    How’s your head

    I haven’t had any complaints

    THE DANGERS OF EATING AZZ @sericxapp

  • Perfect Moon Im Gay

    Perfect Moon Im Gay

    Wow, it’s a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out

    I’m gay

  • Chick Peas On Me

    Chick Peas On Me

    Wow! I hope this Chick Peas On me

  • SCOTUS Memes Ruthless

    SCOTUS Memes Ruthless

    I HAVE A FEELING FUTURE SCOTUS MEMES WILL BE RUTHLESS

  • No Place to Park

    I got a job at a company that makes fire hydrants…

    …but I had to quit. There was no place to park.