Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
14. Rum DMC
13. Cuervo Gold Tooth
12. MC Hammered
11. Harvey Gangbanger
10. Singapore Bling
9. 2-Pack Liqueur
8. Sloe Gin Fizzizzle Shanizzle
7. Gin and Chronic
6. Old Dirty Plastered
5. R. Kelly’s Sex on the Playground
4. Notorious V.S.O.P.
3. J.Lo Shots
2. Sex on the Beyotch
1. That Pink Sh*t with the Umbrella an’ Sh*t
The Top 5 List — www.topfive.com
Copyright 2003 by Chris White
A guy comes into work one morning and tells his buddy, “Boy, I feel like shit today.”
Buddy says, “What’s wrong?”
Guy says, “Got drunk last night, went home and blew chunks.”
Buddy says, “Nothing wrong with that.”
Guy says, “Yes there is… Got a dog named Chunks.”
15. Lord of the Bongs: The Return of My Buzz
14. There’s Something About Mary Jane
13. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Up
12. Merry Poppers
11. About Schlitz
10. King Bong
9. Giggly
8. S*T*A*S*H
7. Toke-lahoma!
6. Heroin Brockovich
5. Kilo & Snitch
4. The Matrix: Totally Loaded
3. Drool Hand ’Lude
2. Good Buy, Mr. Chips Ahoy!
1. Stingin’ in the Vein
My personal trainer said he eats five big meals and trains six days a week.
I have no idea how he eats that many trains.
Did you hear about the bee who got busted for visiting a prostitute?
It was a sting operation.
Me too ice cream, me too
Made to be licked, topped, and loved
Jeni’s makes it better.
Cop: ur car smells like marijuana
Me: whoever smelt it dealt it
Cop: gosh dangit
Me: ur under arrest
A scientist and his apprentice are mixing fluids in a beaker.
The scientist adds a final drop to the mixture. The fluid violently shakes, turns a nasty green, and releases a puff of smoke.
The apprentice sees this reaction and asks the scientist if there’s a problem.
The scientist calmly explains that this isn’t a problem, it’s a solution.
