Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Children’s Zoo

    Last week I took the kids to a children’s zoo.

    Last night they escaped and came back home.

  • Open Mike Night

    I’m hosting an autopsy club meeting tonight!

    It’s “Open Mike Night”!

  • Dangers of Eating Azz

    Dangers of Eating Azz

    How’s your head

    I haven’t had any complaints

    THE DANGERS OF EATING AZZ @sericxapp

  • Perfect Moon Im Gay

    Perfect Moon Im Gay

    Wow, it’s a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out

    I’m gay

  • Chick Peas On Me

    Chick Peas On Me

    Wow! I hope this Chick Peas On me

  • SCOTUS Memes Ruthless

    SCOTUS Memes Ruthless

    I HAVE A FEELING FUTURE SCOTUS MEMES WILL BE RUTHLESS

  • No Place to Park

    I got a job at a company that makes fire hydrants…

    …but I had to quit. There was no place to park.

  • Tough Shit

    A constipated man goes to the pharmacy for laxatives.

    Man: “One box of laxatives, please?”

    Pharmacist: “I’m sorry. We’re all out of stock.”

    Man: “What, again?! How does this keep happening?! I’m desperate for some relief!”

    Pharmacist: “Well, that’s tough shit, I’m afraid.”

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  • Cut My Leash Into Pieces

    Cut My Leash Into Pieces

    Cut my leash into pieces

    This is my bestest bork

    Domestication

    No Breeding

    Cant give a heck

    Cause they neutered my weenie

  • Pick It Up Along the Way

    Do you have to have any special training to be a garbage man, or do you just pick it up along the way?