Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Little Hoarse

    Little Hoarse

    i’m not sick

    i’m just a little hoarse

    SO MUCH PUN.COM

  • Deaf Gang Signs

    Deaf Gang Signs

    Him: I try to talk and she just mumbles and throws up gang signs

    Her: *signals* I’m deaf

  • Going Deaf Hard To Hear

    Going Deaf Hard To Hear

    BEING TOLD I WAS GOING DEAF WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO HEAR

  • Eat Her Pussy Cat

    Eat Her Pussy Cat

    When your girlfriend invites you over to “eat her pussy” but then she starts stripping her clothes off instead of cooking her cat

    *cries in ching chong*

  • Nose Be 12 Inches

    Nose Be 12 Inches

    WHY CAN’T A NOSE BE 12 INCHES?

    BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT.

  • Crossfit Croissant

    Crossfit Croissant

    Me: omg I’m so tired from all that crossfit this morning

    Friend: it’s pronounced croissant… and I’m not sure how you managed to eat 12

  • Microsoft Office Pun

    Microsoft Office Pun

    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

    Me: I Excel at it

    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

    Me: Word

  • Worcestershire

    Worcestershire

    I don’t know how to say this to you…

    Just say it

    Worcestershire

  • Jew In Oven

    Jew In Oven

    Carryout Orders:

    76 LINDSEY – Now – Ready

    78 MARTIN SCHMIDT – Now – Ready

    79 LYNN MURRAY – Now – Ready

    81 JEW – 4 minutes – In Oven

  • Full Groan

    Full Groan

    A PUN HAS NOT COMPLETELY MATURED UNTIL IT IS FULL GROAN