Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Working Tirelessly

    Working Tirelessly

    WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.

    Police are working tirelessly to catch him.

  • An Edison

    What do you call a stolen Tesla?

    An Edison.

  • Same Middle Name

    What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Andre the Giant all have in common?

    Same middle name.

  • The Difference Is Staggering

    It takes me 5 minutes to walk from my home to the bar, but 20 minutes to walk from the bar back to my home.

    The difference is staggering.

  • Refuse to Work Sundaes

    I quit my job at the ice cream factory.

    I refuse to work sundaes.

  • Soft Tissue Damage

    I just had a stack of toilet paper rolls fall on me in the supermarket.

    It’s OK, though. Just some soft tissue damage.

  • Mucho

    I try to say ‘mucho’ when I am around my Hispanic friends.

    It means a lot to them.

  • Rob Lowe Rob Lowes

    Rob Lowe Rob Lowes

    How many Lowes would a Rob Lowe rob if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowes

  • Disabled Porn

    A guy takes his wife and two small kids on a driving vacation, and checks into a cheap motel. He asks the clerk, “For the sake of our kids’ TV viewing, can we have the porn disabled?”

    The clerk responds, “Who the hell would make their kids watch disabled porn, you sick bastard?”

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  • It Was Tense

    The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.

    It was tense…