I’ll bet Superman was an amazing fuck. Well, except for that faster-than-a-speeding-bullet part.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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I’d never vote for another Bush for president, but I might be
I’d never vote for another Bush for president, but I might be persuaded to cast one for “Shaved Clam.”
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Freud once said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Does that
Freud once said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” Does that mean the rest of the time he was smoking a penis?
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Whenever I get to the end of a Rumination by Jilly G., I always
Whenever I get to the end of a Rumination by Jilly G., I always pronounce her name “Jiggle,” because I’m thinking she probably does.
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Ever notice that the root word of “penis” is “pen”? It makes
Ever notice that the root word of “penis” is “pen”? It makes sense when you think about it. Sometimes you really have to grip it hard and make a lot of tight little circles to get the ink flowing.
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Frankly, I was a bit surprised at how pissed the hooker got when
Frankly, I was a bit surprised at how pissed the hooker got when I asked her for the WhorFax.
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The “Take this job and shove it” concept certainly got a lot
The “Take this job and shove it” concept certainly got a lot more fun when I took this position testing 12-inch, 7-levelsof-intensity, hydraulic vibrators.
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I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento
I’ll bet Popeye named his pecker “Pimiento.”
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Call me a “cheap ho” all you want — I’m still not throwing in
Call me a “cheap ho” all you want — I’m still not throwing in the midget for free.
