Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Loggins Attempts

    I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing “Danger Zone” five times.

    Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

  • World’s Biggest Fan

    I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan for his birthday.

    He was blown away.

  • The Hyperbole

    While the Super Bowl has about seventy thousand attendees each year, the hyperbole has at least a bajillion.

  • Elephant Wisdom

    Why are elephants so wise?

    It comes with getting long in the tooth.

  • Van Gogh Coffee Table

    I just bought an original Van Gogh coffee table.

    I know it’s authentic because there’s a bit of veneer missing.

  • Feeling Drained

    After spending an hour unclogging the bathtub and sink…

    I’m feeling pretty drained.

  • Tom Jones Syndrome

    A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t get that song ‘She’s a Lady’ out of my head. It keeps repeating and repeating, and it just won’t go away.”

    The doctor says, “Hmmm… sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.”

    The guy says, “I’ve never heard of that. Is it rare?”

    And the doctor says, “It’s not unusual.”

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  • ID Theft

    My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.

    He’s now called Dav.

  • Calendar Company

    Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired?

    He took a day off.

  • Go Deeper But Out of Poems

    Go Deeper But Out of Poems

    When she says “go deeper” but you’ve run out of poems