Yoda’s last name…
Is obviously “Layheehoo”
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Yoda’s Secret Last Name Revealed!
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Shoe: The Sneezing Leather Mystery!
What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A Shoe! -
Musical Peas vs. Hummus Heroes!
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas?
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, while chickpeas can only hummus one. -
Polish Women: Monthly Challenges and GED Tests
What’s long, hard and given to most Polish Women at Least once a month?
A GED Test
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Leashes and Revolutions: A Punny Comparison!
What’s the difference between a dog leash and the French Revolution?
One is a reign of terror, the other is a rein of terrier. -
Lesbians and Mandates: A Rejection of Control
Why don’t lesbians like being told what to do?
They don’t like mandates. -
Handshakes: Cannibals’ Party Starter!
What do cannibals serve at the start of a party?
Handshakes. -
Love on the Move: Dating Without Ties
The great thing about dating a homeless woman is you can just drop her off anywhere.
