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Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Don’t Threaten Me With a Good Time – Keep Back or You May Get Sucked Off
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off
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Helen Keller’s Swing Set
Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set?
You didn’t know? Neither did she.
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Make Up Sex
They say make-up sex is the best, which is lucky, because all my sex is made up.
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You’ve Heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now Get Ready for Piglet on a Piglet
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf,
Now get ready for Piglet on a piglet
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Your Word Is Seaward – C-U-N… Please No Jesus Stop
moderator: your word is ‘seaward’
spelling bee contestant: C-U-N…
moderator: please no jesus stop
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Big Tits on Babies
My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
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A Friendly Reminder
A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.
