Wordplay Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

The difference was staggering

I compared how I walked down the street drunk vs sober.
The difference was staggering.

Did you hear the one about the Irishman that stayed out all night?
Paddy O’Furniture!

I had a fling with a lady janitor, she was always stoned so I had to break it off with her…
I’m just not into high maintenance women!

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.

My kids asked me what I knew about Leprechauns.

I said very little.

Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today
Don’t worry, it was a draft. He was able to dodge it.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.

What is in a ghost’s nose?
Boo-gers.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.