Clean Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Carrying The Family

my back after carrying all the looks, talent, and humour in the family

*lays in bed for some 20 odd years*

*Grandson gets Golden ticket in candy bar*

Grandpa Joe:

When you get up after spending forty-five minutes on the toilet looking at memes

If you don’t get this we can’t be friends

The first cell that underwent mitosis must have been like

When you don’t let the pizza rolls cool off

Stop it. I’m trying to put a load in the dishwasher

Yeah…Me Too!

I need to get out of this bed or I’m going to be late for the couch

WHEN GAS PRICES GET SO HIGH THAT YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD TO BE FURIOUS

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