Clean Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Airwrecka McBride

I’ve been spelling Erica wrong my entire life.

AIRWRECKA McBRIDE – PARENT

5ft Apart Never Caught

Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020

AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER

Four Inches Is A Lot

Crush: I just cut off four inches of my hair

Me: so

Crush: four inches is a lot

Me:

Short Notice

My son’s doctor called in a panic and exclaimed, “You need to get to my office immediately! I have dire news.” Very worried, I rushed over to find out what was so critical.

When I arrived, he explained, “After a careful review of your son’s charts, I believe that he won’t grow past five feet tall. I’m very sorry to have to deliver this bad news.”

I ask, “OK, but why was this such an emergency? Couldn’t this meeting have waited a few days?”

He answered, “I thought you want to know now, although I’m sorry about the short notice.”