We need to stop calling Wednesday “Hump Day.” Anyone with children knows the real humping doesn’t happen on school nights.
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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When choosing between two evils, be advised: If you use the “eenie-meenie-minie-mo”
When choosing between two evils, be advised: If you use the “eenie-meenie-minie-mo” method, you’ll always end up with the second one.
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I agree with Theodore Roosevelt, who said, “Speak softly and carry a big stick.”
I agree with Theodore Roosevelt, who said, “Speak softly and carry a big stick.” In my opinion, for a person making fun of someone with laryngitis, nothing will better convey “Hey, back off or I’ll take out your eye — WITH THIS STICK!”
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Not only does history repeat itself, it increasingly forgets where it put its keys.
Not only does history repeat itself, it increasingly forgets where it put its keys.
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I’m hoping they find Casey Anthony not guilty.
I’m hoping they find Casey Anthony not guilty. True, it may be a miscarriage of justice, but think how much fun it would be to watch Nancy Grace’s head explode.
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The statement “A picture is worth a thousand words” is worth 0.007 of a picture.
The statement “A picture is worth a thousand words” is worth 0.007 of a picture.
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Maybe my expectations have changed, but it’s just not a real firework show unless
Maybe my expectations have changed, but it’s just not a real firework show unless they’re launched from Katy Perry’s bosom.
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If dolphins are really as intelligent as humans, I’ll bet it only makes getting caught
If dolphins are really as intelligent as humans, I’ll bet it only makes getting caught in a tuna net that much more embarrassing.
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I wish those NRA nuts would realize I’d be more sympathetic to their cause if the
I wish those NRA nuts would realize I’d be more sympathetic to their cause if the government were trying to take away people’s right to bare *breasts*.
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Love is patient, Love is kind; it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Love is patient, Love is kind; it does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. But if you don’t give Love *some* kind of shout-out during your nuptials, it gets pretty tweaked, and might do something unspeakable to your punch at the reception. Jus’ sayin’.
