Just remember that somewhere out there, a girl without arms… is trying to make her bed.
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Clapper and the Mime
Does the Clapper still turn the lights on if a mime is doing the clapping?
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How’s It Hangin
If you ever make the grueling trek to speak to the wise old man who lives at the top of the mountain and he lets you ask one question of him, don’t make the mistake I did and blurt out, “How’s it hangin’?”
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Count Chocula Puts Out a Tasty Cereal
You know, for an evil, undead minion of Satan who feasts on the blood of the living, that Count Chocula sure puts out a mighty tasty cereal.
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Cat LinkedIn Reality
Reality: I poop in the litter box myself.
LinkedIn: Independently executes a self-sanitation protocol, expertly managing bio-waste in designated litter facilities. Maintains exceptional personal hygiene and cleanliness, contributing to a well-ordered and harmonious home environment.
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Painted Tunnel Bridge
Police are still looking for the smart ass who painted a tunnel under this bridge…
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Stop Biting Our Cheeks by 66
It takes 10,000 hours to become an expert at something and we chew food for an average of 25 minutes per day. Using that logic, we will stop biting our cheeks by the age of 66.
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Not a Big Fan
I hate it when people call me a windmill.
I’m not a big fan.
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Dismayed
Someone ripped the 5th month out of my calendar.
I’m dismayed.
