They say when God closes a door, he always opens a window. I guess if you’re God, you don’t have to worry about energy efficiency.
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog.
It’s pointless to watch “The Wizard of Oz” with your dog. He can’t sniff Toto’s butt and he completely misses the cinematography change from black and white to color.
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I once got my hair colored by a guy in Reno, just to watch him dye.
I once got my hair colored by a guy in Reno, just to watch him dye.
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Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a
Many Kurdish freedom fighters died to bring us the following information: Being a Kurdish freedom fighter basically sucks.
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Is it just my imagination, or have zombies been getting smarter, and live people stupider?
Is it just my imagination, or have zombies been getting smarter, and live people stupider?
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Okay, so if not in the mouth, where exactly should one look a gift horse?
Okay, so if not in the mouth, where exactly should one look a gift horse?
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In my opinion, that “severe weather expert” on TV actually seems pretty laid back.
In my opinion, that “severe weather expert” on TV actually seems pretty laid back.
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Technically speaking, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind except for the LAST
Technically speaking, an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind except for the LAST person.
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They say love means different things to different people — but my lawyer has instructed
They say love means different things to different people — but my lawyer has instructed me not to say what it means to me until after the trial.
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Sometimes I enjoy relaxing my eyes and taking in the marvelous show put on by the little
Sometimes I enjoy relaxing my eyes and taking in the marvelous show put on by the little floaters in my eyeballs. Except when it looks like they’re gettin’ busy, because then I just feel like a voyeuristic globule-fetishist perv.
