i’m Sorry, little one…but I’m hungry
The Devourer of Mankind
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Nothing Would Please Me More
Husband: I’m getting you diamonds for our anniversary
Wife: Nothing would please me more
Husband: *Gets her nothing instead*
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Fish Mr Brightside
I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.
Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?
I was only a fish, I was only a fish.
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Stereo Type
Whenever I think of the 80’s, my first thought is of a boom box.
Well that’s just a stereo type!
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Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt
Because of the short arms.
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Jehovah Witness Working From Home
IF YOU GET AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT “KNOCK KNOCK”
DON’T OPEN IT
IT’S A JEHOVAH WITNESS WORKING FROM HOME
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Jokes About Unemployed People
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
But it doesn’t matter, none of them work.
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What’s the Bread For?
An Irishman stops by the market and picks up two cases of Guinness, a quart of scotch and a loaf of bread.
When he gets home he carries the purchases into the kitchen and puts them on the counter. His wife sees this and says, “So… are we havin’ a party?”
The Irishman says, “No.”
And his wife says, “Then what’s the bread for?”
