I’m not sure if it’s my singing voice, choice of music, or what, but my new “Singing Mammogram” business hasn’t been nearly as successful as I had hoped.
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Parents don’t seem to like it when you lean in close, gesture toward the child sitting
Parents don’t seem to like it when you lean in close, gesture toward the child sitting in their grocery cart and whisper, “They sell those here?”
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I think *every* day should be “National Awareness Day” Awareness Day.
I think *every* day should be “National Awareness Day” Awareness Day.
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After buying a tutorial on playing poker, my game went down the toilet.
After buying a tutorial on playing poker, my game went down the toilet. That’s the last time I buy a copy of “2,000 Flushes.”
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My dueling partner had a pen, and I had a sword.
My dueling partner had a pen, and I had a sword. I gave him the mightier weapon, so I don’t see what his heirs are so upset about.
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The first person to ever buy a rooster must have been pretty damned surprised the next
The first person to ever buy a rooster must have been pretty damned surprised the next morning.
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Note to my annoying coworker: If you’re trying to impress the secretary by quoting Ralph
Note to my annoying coworker: If you’re trying to impress the secretary by quoting Ralph Malph, you most definitely don’t “still got it.”
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You don’t buy the doll because it’s inflatable, you buy it because it’s DE-flatable.
You don’t buy the doll because it’s inflatable, you buy it because it’s DE-flatable.
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They say the airport in Denver is pretty big.
They say the airport in Denver is pretty big. I dunno… I only passed one Seattle’s Best, one Caribou Coffee, and two Starbucks between the ticket counter and my gate.
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Someone at work stole my potato salad.
Someone at work stole my potato salad. That’s okay, though — it’s not like I was really going to eat it after I forgot and left it the car for the last couple of days.
