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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Something I won’t miss from my younger days: inappropriate boners.

Something I won’t miss from my younger days: inappropriate boners. Something I’ll miss from my younger days: appropriate boners.
I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass

I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass as half full, and I like to think of her as half naked.
A friend of mine was complaining about his nutgrass and I didn’t know whether to

A friend of mine was complaining about his nutgrass and I didn’t know whether to recommend a urologist or a landscaper.
Trivia: The African nation of Angola has the highest child mortality rate.

Trivia: The African nation of Angola has the highest child mortality rate. On the flip side, Mt. Olympus has the highest child immortality rate.
Oops.

Oops. I misunderstood and joined a Jim. Awkward.
My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m

My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m taking her? Hint: It starts with “B” and rhymes with “wallet.”
I don’t dislike you because you’re stupid.

I don’t dislike you because you’re stupid. I dislike you because you think you’re smarter than me, despite copious evidence to the contrary.
The saying “I think, therefore I am…”

The saying “I think, therefore I am…” should have a corollary that would render lifeless all those who do NOT think. Just imagine the miles of roads opening up with no traffic whatsoever.
They don’t let me name streets in Germany anymore since the Bürpenfahrt incident.

They don’t let me name streets in Germany anymore since the Bürpenfahrt incident. /@B0nrMunky
Since when did Target security start conducting strip searches in their restrooms?

Since when did Target security start conducting strip searches in their restrooms? Almost made me late getting back from lunch.