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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Keep People in the Dark

    My friends keep asking me how I’m able to save so much on my electric bill,

    but I’ll never tell because I like to keep people in the dark.

  • 5/8 Tubular Rolled Gauze

    5/8 Tubular Rolled Gauze

    5/8″ x 5 Tubular

    .29

    BARTELL DRUGS

    Buy 1 Get 1 FREE

    Rolled Gauze

  • Grey and Comes in Pints

    What’s grey and comes in pints?

    An elephant.

  • Ladder Safety Sign

    Ladder Safety Sign

    I’m not sure what this sign is a safety precaution for, but I think using your feet on a ladder is a better option…

  • Human DNA + Goat DNA

    What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

    You get kicked out of the petting zoo!

  • Honkey Kong

    Honkey Kong

    WE SHALL CALL HIM HONKEY KONG

  • The Sperm Count

    An old man goes to the urologist to talk about having another child.

    The doctor says, “Do you know your sperm count?”

    The old man replies, “I didn’t know they could do math!”

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  • Catholic Converter

    Catholic Converter

    Built Xterra/Frontier. 1 hour ago

    Can a bad Alternator cause the Catholic converter to go bad?

    Reply: I will literally pay for your vasectomy

  • Blacksmith Dog

    I trained my dog to be a blacksmith.

    He made a bolt for the door.

  • Knows the Drill

    I’ve been training my dog to fetch tools from my workbench.

    He isn’t perfect, but he knows the drill.