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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Three Men In A Soviet Bar

    Three men enter a bar in the USSR. One says, “Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?”

    The other one says, “Because he was afraid of capitalism.”

    The whole bar died laughing.

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  • A Magician’s Lost Magic

    A Magician’s Lost Magic

    What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

    Ian.

  • When Someone Asks if You’ve Eaten Enough

    When Someone Asks if You’ve Eaten Enough

    When someone says "haven't you eaten enough?"

  • A Coffee Order

    A Coffee Order

    “Some people call me the space cowboy”

    *leans in*

    “Some people call me the gangster of love”

    BARISTA: I'm just gonna put Steve on the cup

  • A 3-in-1

    A 3-in-1

    Turns out you can't add toothpaste to 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner to make it a 3-in-1.

  • The True Tiger King

    The True Tiger King

    The true Tiger King

    Identity theft is not a joke, John

  • The First French Fry

    The First French Fry

    DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST FRENCH FRY WASN'T COOKED IN FRANCE?

    WHERE WAS IT COOKED, THEN?

    IN GREECE

  • A Home Depot Staff Meeting

    A Home Depot Staff Meeting

    [Home Depot staff meeting]

    BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is?

    ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.

  • A Radio for Sale

    A Radio for Sale

    Yesterday I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"

    I thought, "I can’t turn that down".

  • A Jar of Mayonnaise

    A Jar of Mayonnaise

    Somebody just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me.

    I was like: “What the Hellman!”