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Step Up Your Jerk Off Game With the Ribbed Stranger

STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH

THE RIBBED STRANGER

Now i know

Why they’re so noisy at night

My bro’s tattoo didn’t turn out so good

Gets em every time

AUC KFC AUC

Order Of: STRAPPER

One DOLLAR 00/100

10/24/12

.00

For: DA BOOTY

Ready to hit up the club.

There was a knock at the door earlier. When I answered it, there was a little man standing on the step.

I said, “You’re not very tall, are you?”

“I’m 3′3″,” he said.

When I asked him what he wanted, he said, “I’m the meter man.”

Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”

Her dad: why?

Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”

I wonder — how do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner?

Absolutely nobody.

The sock in the corner of my room

We will never forget these unforgettable lines from some legendary 70’s movies

I love the smell of napalm in the morning! — Robert Duvall

You’re gonna need a bigger boat. — Roy Scheider

GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY! — Clint Eastwood

ghag gagh gaagh ghaagh gaagh gaargh — Linda Lovelace