Just bought my first slow cooker!
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Day 21 of Quarantine, My Bologna Is About to Get a First Name
Day 21 of quarantine, my bologna is about to get a first name
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Step Up Your Jerk Off Game With the Ribbed Stranger
STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH
THE RIBBED STRANGER
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Ready to Hit Up the Club – Da Booty
Order Of: STRAPPER
One DOLLAR 00/100
10/24/12
.00
For: DA BOOTY
Ready to hit up the club.
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I Am Here to Ask For Your Daughters Hand
Me: “I am here to ask for your daughters hand”
Her dad: why?
Me: “cause I’m tired of using mine”
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Amish Romance
I wonder — how do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just a regular dinner?




