So where were you last night?
I sure as hell wasn’t having sex with little children!
that was a close one…
Sensitivity: Dark
Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Not an Excused Absence
ur local ugh dealer @void_daddy_
yeah ok sure, when jesus disappears for three days then comes back, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘a miracle,’ but when I do it, it’s ‘alarming’ and ‘not an excused absence’
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USA Shooting Gold Medal
Dan @THFC_Dan_: How the f🤭k didnt USA win the gold medal for shooting
paulmc @paulmac_78: Because it wasn’t in a high school???
TOP COMMENTS: That joke is so dark a cop almost shot it.
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Titanic Passenger Hitting Propeller
No 0001 TITANIC
Suspicious Duck
PASSENGER HITTING PROPELLER
Contents: One (1) poor soul
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You never leave fingerprints behind
The only thing I like about winter is that you wear gloves so much you never leave fingerprints behind.
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How much younger she looks
Today I gave the hospital permission to youthanize my grandma. I can’t wait to see how much younger she looks!
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Uncle Bob’s Little Secret
Uncle Bob said it’s our little secret..
my stomach when both my uncles are in town
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Big Bird Black Friday
Big Bird is confused after learning that Black Friday is not about purchasing black people at a discount.
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You Ain’t That Straight
Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.
I said, “Well, you ain’t that straight.”
