– Do you have a doctor here?
– yes, I’m.
– What’s your specialty?
– I’m a doctor in Mathematics.
– My friend is dying.
– Minus one.
Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

– Do you have a doctor here?
– yes, I’m.
– What’s your specialty?
– I’m a doctor in Mathematics.
– My friend is dying.
– Minus one.

If God can kill his only son I doubt he’ll care if you yeetus that fetus.

She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer.
matthugan 11h
Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer.

It’s called chloroform… you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.

YOU CAN PREVENT THIS
BIRD FROM GETTING AIDS
Donate
Africanbirdsanctuary.org

Great financial news for me this morning. No longer have to send a month to that African kid
What does a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone forgot to take it out.

MY FIRST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME WAS A LOT LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HAD SEX
I WAS BLOODY AND SORE BUT AT LEAST MY DAD CAME

Done
Samantha, 25
5 miles away Active 1 day ago
About Samantha
I like it rough.