THE MINIVAN
Two in the front, five in the back.
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

disney animator in the 70’s: none of you get this but wait 50 years

NEW YORK POST
Stimulus checks are being spent on dildos, tigers, guns and stripper poles
By Hannah Frishberg
Damnit, I love this country so much.

I proposed to Sarah and she said yes!
OMG! congratulations! send me a picture of her Ring please!

OH MY! YOU HAVEN’T TOUCHED AND CARESSED ME LIKE THAT IN YEARS! WHY DID YOU STOP?
I FOUND THE TV REMOTE…

[watching the Lion King]
ME: I’ve never seen this before.
WIFE: Oh dear, better get the tissues ready.
ME: I hardly think I’m going to jack off to a bunch of lions Karen.

You know you’re getting old when
you walk by 4 priests and you don’t even get a wink

Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.