During labor the pain is so great that a woman…..
Can almost realize what it’s like to lose a big fish.
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

During labor the pain is so great that a woman…..
Can almost realize what it’s like to lose a big fish.

So you’re OK tattooing my pussy?
Yes, of course, you realise I’m going to have to numb it first?
Yeah that’s fine…..
NUM

Me on naked and afraid waiting for a box of Krispy Kremes to wash up

Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.

Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
VERY RELIEVED SOCKS CAN’T GET PREGNANT

MIDGET POLE DANCING
FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH

MY WIFE PAID OFF OUR HOUSE AND VEHICLES WITH HER ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.
SHE’S GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE HAS AN ONLY FANS ACCOUNT.

If your weekend didn’t end like this don’t waste your breath tellin me about it.