I may not ever make it big in rap, but I’m damn sure I’m the coolest cat to ever rhyme “rutabaga” with “tacos which were made by Daniel Ortega.”
Sensitivity: PG-13
Pg-13 humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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There should be a designated person in the hospital who slaps you really hard and makes
There should be a designated person in the hospital who slaps you really hard and makes you rename your kid if you choose a name that will get his ass kicked in school. Los Angeles hospitals will need a few dozen of these people.
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Discussing Unbalanced Population Growth
When discussing the global effects of unbalanced population growth, let’s remember that for some people, bucket seats mean birth control.
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Elvis Costello’s Blood & Chocolate
I never had an appreciation for why Elvis Costello would title an album “Blood & Chocolate” until things got out of hand eating that Nestlé 100 Grand bar.
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The Weather in New England
It’s true what they say: “If you don’t like the weather in New England, it’s because it freaking sucks. Why do we live here? Ooh, foliage!”
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A Sour Teen Wearing a Hoodie and Miniskirt
Hey, sour teen wearing a hoodie and tiny miniskirt with knee socks combo: Have you considered that it’s your outfit making you unhappy?
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Scandal Rocks Vatican
Saw a headline: “Scandal Rocks Vatican.” If the Pope really wants to appeal to young people, he needs to get newer bands than that.
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The Road to Hell Is Paved
The road to hell is paved. What more do you need to know?
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My Amazon Wish List
I added a cello to my Amazon wish list, rich members of my fan club. I also added a home electrolysis system. The cello is cheaper.
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Call Me Hypersensitive
Call me hypersensitive, but I don’t like it when people try to make my cowlick stay down with their spit.
