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Questionable humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Huh? Magazine

    I’ve been thinking of starting a magazine called “Huh?” for people suffering permanent memory loss. To save money, I could just publish the same issue every month.

  • Hol Up Threesome

    Hol Up Threesome

    When your girl says yes to a 3 some and you get in the room and there’s 2 niggas and shes holdin a camera

    Hol up.

  • Never Really That Into Her

    So sad news, my girlfriend broke up with me for having a small penis.

    It’s OK… I was never really that into her.

  • Whoopee Cushion Gravy

    Whoopee Cushion Gravy

    A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke

  • Sex I Can’t Tell Anyone About

    My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job. How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed, “A miracle?!” I groaned, “No…”

    “Sex that I can’t tell anyone about.”

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  • Wife’s Anatomy: Not What I Expected

    My wife says it’s okay to have a little penis. I still wish she didn’t have one, though.

  • Holiday Traditions We Actually Need Most

    The Top 12 Holiday Traditions We Desperately Need

    12. Christmas Card Photoshop Day, thus rendering the family as semi-presentable to the general public.

    11. “Touched by an Angel” coulda made us a Hanukah special, I’m just sayin’.

    10. Being able to punch people who brag about being done with holiday shopping before December 20th.

    9. Family gathered around the Yuletide table, together agreeing, “‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ SUCKED.”

    8. Making Yule logs out of compressed and dried members of your Congressional delegation.

    7. To save time, movie theater concession stands will serve Chinese food.

    6. Egg nog car wash.

    5. We really should call that “footballey-eatey” day before Black Friday something special.

    4. Christmas bramble-themed decorating where all the tangled lights can just be dumped on the front lawn.

    3. Living Nativity entirely comprised of chimpanzees.

    2. A red Christmas ball gag for that loud, annoying relative who just won’t shut up about the President’s birth certificate.

    And the Number One Holiday Tradition We Desperately Need…

    1. Mistletoe is for kissing. So let’s raise the stakes a little under the “Cameltoe.”

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  • The Ribbed Stranger

    The Ribbed Stranger

    STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH…

    THE RIBBED STRANGER

  • Really Useful IRS Website

    If the IRS wanted to put something really useful on their website, how about a list of countries that don’t have an extradition treaty with the U.S.?

  • Alive With the Sound of Muzak

    Nothing sours my holiday mood like surly people at the mall, especially ones who are unimpressed by my jubilant proclamation that my groin is alive with the sound of Muzak.