marketing: lets create a fun and
exciting cereal
executive: okay, go on
marketing: it’ll have cool colors and
fruity flavors
executive: omg yes
marketing: and rabbits can fuck right
off if they think they can have some
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A Fun and Exciting Cereal
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Starfish Have Mouths in the Middle of Their Bodies
Starfish have mouths in
the middle of their bodies
Yeah so
what
Mermaids use
them as bras -
When Someone Drinks Constantly
When someone
drinks constantly
they’re…
Addicted.
When someone
does drugs all the
time they’re…
Addicted.
What hit you in the
face last night??
Addicted. -
Grimace’s Name
THAT MOMENT YOU REALIZE
GRIMACE IS A GIANT BUTTPLUG
THEN SUDDENLY YOU
REALIZE HOW HE GOT HIS NAME
