Me: you coming to the bbq?
Her: what bbq?
Me: the one where I slap my meat across your grill
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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You Coming to the BBQ?
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Shooting a Bow and Arrow While Wearing a Blindfold
Have you ever tried shooting a bow and arrow while wearing a blindfold?
You don’t know what you’re missing.
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What Jedi Use to Open PDF Files
What do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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I’ve Invented a New Game Called Silent Tennis
I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.
It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
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I Wrote a Book on How to Fall Down the Stairs
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.
It’s a step-by-step guide.
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My Friend Is Making a Documentary Series
My friend is making a documentary series on how to fly an airplane.
He’s currently filming the pilot.
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Green Is My Favorite Color
Green is my favorite color.
I love it more than blue and yellow combined.
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My Buddy Builds Tunnels for a Living
My buddy builds tunnels for a living.
Personally, I think it sounds like a boring job, but he totally digs it.
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My Friend Had to Quit His Job Helping Foreign Tourists
My friend had to quit his job helping foreign tourists find a place to sleep while they were traveling.
It was a hostel work environment.
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Rolling Down Hills in Tires
I had a great childhood. One of my favorite things was to roll down hills in tires.
Those were the Goodyears.
