I went to the doctor and said I’ve got an earache, inflamed sinuses, conjunctivitis, and headaches, but he was dismissive.
He told me, “It’s all in your head.”
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A First Date With a Vegetarian Girl
I’m going on a first date with a vegetarian girl I met online.
I’ve never met herbivore.
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I Found $20 on the Ground
I found $20 lying on the ground and asked myself, “What would Jesus do?”
So, I turned it into wine.
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A Friend of Mine Had a Penis Extension
A friend of mine had a penis extension.
And now his house looks stupid.
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Blonde Fired From the M&M Factory
Hear about the blonde who got fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the Ws.
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Trampolines Disguised as Prayer Mats
I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
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There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for three weeks.
There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for three weeks.
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Running a 0.002K This Weekend
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.
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A Nice Summer Body for People to Look At
I wanted to have a nice summer body for people to look at, but I realized I like food more than I like people.
