My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance.
I said, “Thanks, I used to do gymnastics,” and hung up the phone.
That was nice of them.
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Count Chocula, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and the Teddy Grahams bear all perish in a fire
Breaking News!
Count Chocula, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and the Teddy Grahams bear all perish in a fire.
S’more at 11.
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
I call it lunch.
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN…
They will get very angry.
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Farmers are not only good at their job
Farmers are not only good at their job, but they are also outstanding in their fields.
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I wouldn’t say I’m a big drinker
I wouldn’t say I’m a big drinker. I usually just have a glass of whiskey before bed.
Last night I went to bed 8 times.
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Michael Jackson put out some very good albums
Michael Jackson put out some very good albums.
But I think we can all agree his 7th album was Bad.
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I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z
I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z… but I am stuck on U.
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I failed my college photography exam
I failed my college photography exam.
I just couldn’t focus.
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The Teaspoon
The invention of the teaspoon caused quite a stir.
