My wife told me she wanted to play doctor
I told her to take off all her clothes and lay down on the bed.
I went and played golf while she waited for me to get back.
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Last night, my friends and I went to a geek strip club called “The Hard Disk.” Lame, you say? What if I told you they only charged $20 for a laptop dance?