Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn?
Or is it just me?
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Predicting What’s Inside a Wrapped Present
Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift.
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Why Do You Have to Be Careful When Trees Start Dropping Feathers Instead of Leaves
Why do you have to be careful when trees start dropping feathers instead of leaves?
It could be your down-fall.
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A dreamer
I’d like to see a world without plagiarism. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.
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That’s fare
I asked the cashier “Could you give me small change instead of bills? I need money for the bus.”
She said “That’s fare”
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Dog Ate a Bag of Scrabble Tiles
My dog ate an entire bag of scrabble tiles, so I had to take him to the vet.
No word yet.
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Boomerang Return Policy
Don’t be afraid to buy a boomerang online.
They have 100% return policy.
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Secret Gopher Colony Had a Mole
Did you hear a secret colony of gophers was discovered recently?
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Make Up Your Mind
I recently had someone tell me to stop being an idiot and to be myself.
I told them to make up their mind.
