I was gonna go on a cruise this summer, but that ship has sailed.
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Press 6 to Hear These Options Again
Well it’s 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready… 4 for sales, 5 for customer service or press 6 to hear these options again.
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Never Driven a Bus Before
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before!
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Got in Treble
Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.
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We’ll See
My daughter and I are getting glasses today. And after that? We’ll see.
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Comic books missing the last page
All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page, so I have to draw my own conclusions.
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A mime was arrested after breaking his left arm in a bar fight
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still…has the right to remain silent.
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Geology Rocks, but Geography Is Where It’s At
Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
