“Whatever happened to that guy who isn’t there anymore?” My dad, trying to remember the name of a baseball player.
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Digital Copies of Mad Magazine
I got a bunch of digital copies of Mad Magazine, and I’ve gone through 3 iPads and an iPhone so far trying to do the fold-in on the back cover.
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My Son Has to Wear a Tuxedo for the School Band’s Holiday Concert
My son said he’s required to wear a tuxedo for the school band’s holiday concert. Now I have to buy him black yoga pants and one of those tuxedo T-shirts.
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I’m Not Going to Take This Sitting Down
Honestly, I cannot think of a situation where I’d say, “I’m not going to take this sitting down!” Sitting down is awesome.
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My Amazon Wish List
I added a cello to my Amazon wish list, rich members of my fan club. I also added a home electrolysis system. The cello is cheaper.
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Call Me Hypersensitive
Call me hypersensitive, but I don’t like it when people try to make my cowlick stay down with their spit.
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When It Comes to Their Pessimism
When it comes to their pessimism, every pessimist is an optimist.
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They Shouldn’t Call Them Farts; They Should Call Them Assertations
They shouldn’t call them farts; they should call them assertations.
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A Friend Request
Not sure if I should accept or just leave him hanging
Jeffrey Epstein sent you a friend request.
5 mutual friends
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An Online Conversation
I love when my boyfriend cums in me, so I can drag my pussy across the floor and pretend I'm a snail
Jesus left the conversation
