Tone: Playful

Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Hotel Maids Feb 15

    Hotel Maids Feb 15

    SHOUT OUT TO THE HOTEL MAIDS

    THAT HAVE TO CHANGE SHEETS FEBRUARY 15TH

  • Eat Her Pussy Cat

    Eat Her Pussy Cat

    When your girlfriend invites you over to “eat her pussy” but then she starts stripping her clothes off instead of cooking her cat

    *cries in ching chong*

  • Nose Be 12 Inches

    Nose Be 12 Inches

    WHY CAN’T A NOSE BE 12 INCHES?

    BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT.

  • Cozy Nap 7 Months

    Cozy Nap 7 Months

    When u wanna take a cozy nap or be left alone for 7 and a half months

  • Dad Jokes Family

    Dad Jokes Family

    MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES

    MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY

  • Crossfit Croissant

    Crossfit Croissant

    Me: omg I’m so tired from all that crossfit this morning

    Friend: it’s pronounced croissant… and I’m not sure how you managed to eat 12

  • Microsoft Office Pun

    Microsoft Office Pun

    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

    Me: I Excel at it

    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

    Me: Word

  • Worcestershire

    Worcestershire

    I don’t know how to say this to you…

    Just say it

    Worcestershire

  • Full Groan

    Full Groan

    A PUN HAS NOT COMPLETELY MATURED UNTIL IT IS FULL GROAN

  • Ms Jackson Four Eels

    Ms Jackson Four Eels

    I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)

    I am four eels

    Never meant to make your daughter cry

    BABY WAIT

    I am several fish and not a guy