Tone: Playful

Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • She Never Listened to Me

    I had to break up with my deaf girlfriend.

    She never listened to me.

  • Look Back and Laugh

    It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck last year.

    But now I can look back and laugh.

  • Prose and Cons

    I started a poetry club in prison.

    It had prose and cons.

  • The Tinsel on His Helmet

    My grandfather was highly decorated in World War Two.

    In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

  • Sick of Them Horsing Around

    I told my kids to stop pretending to be farm animals.

    I was getting sick of them horsing around.

  • Your Whole Post Is Urined

    I hate spelling errors.

    You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

  • Always Pushing Me Around

    Ever since I got a wheelchair, my wife’s been so rude to me.

    Always pushing me around and talking behind my back.

  • It Made My Earring

    I went to a store where they use explosives to create jewelry.

    As I entered there was a loud “bang.” It made my earring.

  • Failed Sex Ed

    Bobby and Jack got their report cards from school and found they failed sex ed…

    Bobby told Jack, “I’m so angry, I want to kick Ms. Williams in the nuts!”

  • Dont Fill Up On Bread Super Confusing

    Dont Fill Up On Bread Super Confusing

    Don’t hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like “don’t fill up on bread,” that’s super confusing and I don’t need that stress in my life.