I had to break up with my deaf girlfriend.
She never listened to me.
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
I had to break up with my deaf girlfriend.
She never listened to me.
It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck last year.
But now I can look back and laugh.
I started a poetry club in prison.
It had prose and cons.
My grandfather was highly decorated in World War Two.
In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.
I told my kids to stop pretending to be farm animals.
I was getting sick of them horsing around.
I hate spelling errors.
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
Ever since I got a wheelchair, my wife’s been so rude to me.
Always pushing me around and talking behind my back.
I went to a store where they use explosives to create jewelry.
As I entered there was a loud “bang.” It made my earring.
Bobby and Jack got their report cards from school and found they failed sex ed…
Bobby told Jack, “I’m so angry, I want to kick Ms. Williams in the nuts!”

Don’t hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like “don’t fill up on bread,” that’s super confusing and I don’t need that stress in my life.